Banta: tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Santa: Haan yaar..

Banta: to fir Isme se
window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 828 views

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate
the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab,
Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bazar main

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein
"A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein
To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?
Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE"
Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor

Shehzada Saleem: Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor
Mujh Say Itni Mohabbat Krtay Thay,
K Poori Poori Raat Wo Dono Mujhay Sulanay K Liye Jaagtay Rehtay,
Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha…
Wazeer: Shehzada Hazoor,
Ap Ka Iqbal Buland Ho. Ap Ki Isi Bagherti Ki Waja Say Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Fees maafi k liye application

Fees maafi k liye application:
To, The Principal

High school, Sir,Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,

150 ki drink, 50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya, 200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.

Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath bchakkar nikla!

Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!

Thanx Ur sincerelyApki beti ka boyfriend..> ................. ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Girl:

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:

Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:

Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:

Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:

Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)