Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck,
cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a
chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 903 views

1000 ka note

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?
Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?
Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store...

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

1 Pathan: Chal Police Ko De K Ate Hen

2nd Pathan: Agr Koi Bomb Raste Me Phut Gya To?

1 Pathan:Jhoot Bol Denge K 1 Hi Mila Tha..:-D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,

Babool se fresh karne ka..

Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)