Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 713 views

Short Man: Chand toh raat ko

Short Man: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

Funny GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Moti aurat docter se

1 moti aurat docter se: suna hai khelne se motapa kam hu jata hai ,magr mujhe kiu farq nai para .
Dr:ap konsa khail khelti hu?
Moti:yassu panju.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Naak se chaba k khana

Sardar:mujhe aisi dawa do k me aankhon se sun sukun aur kanon se dekh sakaun.

Docter:ye lo 2 golian naak se chaba k kha lena.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Principal 1 pathan student se:

Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.

Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replied, “Show me.” So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again. She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)