Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”

Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?

Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?

B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Parhney Wala Gadha Hai

Ek Sardar Ji Kahin Ja Rahe Thay.
Rastey Mein Unhoon Ney Dewar Pe Likha Dekha:
Parhney Wala Gadha Hai
Yeh Perh Ker Sardar Ji Pareshan Ho Gaye
Kyunke Unhoon Ne Yeh Parh Liya Tha
Unhoon Ne Roomal Se Yeh Tehreer Mitaee Or Likha:
Likhney Wala Gadha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta
Ha Tumheb Kaal Phansxi Pe Latkaya Jaega
Pathan: Wo Sub To Theak Haa Per Utaraa Kab Jaega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

I’m getting married next week

I’m getting married next week there will b
a small party n only few ppl wil b invited
don’t bring any gift just bring
someone 2 marry me.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pakistani: When a man died

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)