Ek Shaks New Doctor Bana
Doctor Banne Ka Baad Us Ne Pehla Opertation Kiya
Opertation Theater Se Nikal Ka Kena Laga
Ya Allah Mera Pehla Gift
Kabool Karna!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 851 views

Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?

Maa- Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate?
Beta- Kyu maa?
Maa- Beta log rishte k liye tumhari behen ko dekhne aate hain aur tumhe

pasand kar jate hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You're nicely dressed

Mom: You're nicely dressed up, where are you going?
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Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook Profile picture. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum unke sath bohat

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Implanted a Woman's Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:

Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman's ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)