Larki se bachao
Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh
tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad
gayi hai."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 812 views
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School bus mein driver k peeche
baitha baccha khud se baatein kar raha tha.!
"Agar meri maa hathni aur baap hathi hota
to mai ek chota hathi hota...
hahaha.."
"Agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
mai 1 chira hota...
hahaha."
"Agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
mai chota sher hota...
Hahaha."
Driver ko ghussa aa gaya
aur bola:-
"agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kya hota??"
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Baccha:- phir mai bus driver hota..! :D :P :O
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