Larki se bachao
Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh
tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad
gayi hai."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 841 views
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICHNO ENTRY …. =P =D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Financial Management!
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Received A Msg "Jin Ko Samjh Mein Nahi Aaya Woh POGO Dekhein"
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Pathan Replied After 3 Days ....
"Yaar 3 Din Sy POGO Dekh Raha Hoon Samjh Mein Tou Abhi Bhi Nahii Aaya"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?
SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao
GURO: Phir SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Bike chala raha tha
Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRAD0 wala: mJa apna kaam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola: Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se jala raha hy!
Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar pari hy or pathan kahin para hy
PRADO wala: Ye kya hua?
Pathan: Kabi bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?
Pathan:
Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A serious thought
umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai
Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du
Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai
by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.
"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"
Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:
"Kuttay K Bachay!
Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Dad:
Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son:
Paper Was Tough!
Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son:
Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kamiyabi hamesha us k qadam choomti hai,
jo socks utarne k baad apne paon dhota hai.
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Zubaida apa
nahi hain bhai Its
Commander Safeguard...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)