Larki se bachao

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh
tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad
gayi hai."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 885 views
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