Purani Kahawat hai

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

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