Boy: Tm Larkiyain Khobsorat Q Hoti Ho?

Boy: Tm Larkiyain Khobsorat Q Hoti Ho?

Girl: Q K ALLAH Ne Hme Apny Hath Se Bnaya Hai,

Boy: Bol TO Aisy Rhi Ho Jse Hm Net Se Download HotyHen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 615 views
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