Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai

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