Yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye
Santa: yar tu kisi k ghar afsos k liye gaya tha, itni jaldi kaise agaya?
banta: abe yaar 1 ghante baitha raha,
majaal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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