Ladayi Ladayi Maaf Karo
Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi.
Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola
Pappu: “Kyun Lad Rahi Ho? Iska Hal Main Batata Hoon”
Dono Ladkiyan Boli: “Batao?”
Ladka: “Tum Mein Se Jo Umar Mein Badi Hai, Wo Baith Jaye”
Phir
Phir Kya?
“Dono Ladkiyan Poore Raste Khadi Rahi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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