Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hui,

Husband ghar se chala gaya ,

Husb:Raat ko phone pe ,"Khane main kya hai"

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai der se aaoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 874 views

Wife: Can you help me in garden?

Wife: Can you help me in garden?

Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??

Wife: Can you fix door handle?

Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?

In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to dukandar : Give me blackbulb du

Pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

Dukandar: what is black bulb

Pathan: ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri car

aik admi porani se car par hotel aya or hotel ke molazim se bola , “bhai zara car ka khyal rakhna main zara chai pine jar raha hun” thori dair bad aa kar is ne molazim ko do rupy tip di,molazim ne kaha, “do rupy or dijye”.is admin ne herat se poucha ke, “woh kis liye,molazim ne kaha keh do rupy sarmindagi ke.kune ke jo bi yahan se guzrta tha is car ko dekh kar yehi samajta tha ke yeh car meri hay.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Arz kya hy

Arz kya hy
Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai





Jese chotay rakshay main moti anti phas gayi ...???

by imran (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,

Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)