Ik bar Laloo ji sykil chala rahe

Ik bar Laloo ji sykil chala rahe the, ke achanak sykil Ik girl se takra gayi

Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!

Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 694 views
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