Bv:me driver ko nokri se nikal rahi hun,aj me dusri bar marte marte bchi hun.
Shohar:(khushi se)begum aik aur mauqa use de do

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 779 views

Speeding Ticket

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu in fire brigade

Pappu in fire brigade...:p
Lady called:"Mere ghar mein aag lagi hai..
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Pappu:"pani dalo pani...
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Lady:"Pani dala hai per aag phir bhi nahin bhuji..
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Pappu:"Phir hum akar kya krenge, hum bhi topani hi dalte hein... :p :O :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar sache dil se

Teacher:
Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!

Student:
Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Duniya main

Duniya main sub se BARA OR khaternaAK jadoO KAHAN hota hy?
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BeauTY parlour Mein,
Jaandi koi hoR AY,
Andi koi hor ay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)