Wife:Suna He K janat Me
Wife:Suna He K janat Me Husband k sath WIFE ko nahi rhne dete
HUSBAND: ACHA suna hai..
... Wife:Aisa Kyun ?
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Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein.
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