1 admi ne hotel ke room mein computer dekha to socha ke wife ko mail kar doon.

Jaldi mein mail galat address par send ho gaee.

Jis Orat ko Mail maili us ke Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.

Mail Padte hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch

Gya hoon Idhar Net bhi Mojud he,Jaga Choti Par Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa

Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nahi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo

Ab Tak White Hian,Kal Tumhy bhi Bulwa Lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views

yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost

Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
Santa:-haan yaar …bahot achcha dost tha mera.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Frog learning foreign language.

Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teri yaad main nend udti hai

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher Ne Bachho Ko

Teacher Ne Bachho Ko Samjhane Ke Liye Usnke Ek Sawal Puhca.

Teacher: “Batao Bacho Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Cheez Mein Hota Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam Books Mein”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi?”

Pappu: “Unko Kholte Hi Neend Aane Lag Jati Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ji is filling up a job application

Sardar ji is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED After much thought he writes: Yes

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)