Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 959 views

Father To Son

Father To Son:
Tum ne aaj tak koi aisa kaam kiya hai jisse mera sir garv se oncha ho jaaye?

Son:
Jee papa yaad kariye ek baar maine aap ke sir ke nechay do takiye rakhay they aur aapka sir kitna oncha ho gaya tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the

Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the.
Sardar:Tume kya nazar aa rha hy?.
Phatan: Stars.Sardar:Es ka kya mtlb hova.
Phatan:Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi.
Sardar:U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Do bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.

Do bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..

“Bechaarii”

Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)