Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 595 views

Tm hi ghar ko janat bana sakti ho

Husband :ab tm hi aik wahid ho jo is ghar ko janat bana sakti ho,

wife khush hote howe: wo kaise?

Husband:apne maiky ja kar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar ke 10 bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
.
Jab Us ki Bewi marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
.
Bewi: Sirf Yahi apka hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kha ker so jana

Husband Wife Mai Larai Hui
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Husband: Raat Ko Fone Pay Khanay Mai Kia Hai
Wife:Zehar
Husband:Mai Dair Se Aoonga
Tum Kha Kar So Jana..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam
Ne Us Se Puchha
Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se
Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”
Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke
Baad Bola
Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy to Gym coach

Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use? Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)