USKA ZIMMEDAAR KAUN
kehtey hain ek ladkii k padhne say saaara ghar taalim e yaafta hojaata Haii
Lekin
Ladki k college jaaney se jo dus ladke fail hojaatey hain...
...
USKA ZIMMEDAAR KAUN.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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