Santa: Shirt Ka Kapda Dikhao
Santa: Shirt Ka Kapda Dikhao
Salesman: Plane Main Dikhav??
Santa: Nahi Helicopter Main Dikha
Saale Bander Ki Aulad Sardar Dekha Nahi Ke Mazak Chalu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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