Santa: Shirt Ka Kapda Dikhao

Salesman: Plane Main Dikhav??

Santa: Nahi Helicopter Main Dikha

Saale Bander Ki Aulad Sardar Dekha Nahi Ke Mazak Chalu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views

imposible!!!

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.



Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Okay, if you are a real

Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!

And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:

That's not gneiss!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne

Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar

Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?

GOLU: boyfriend

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

'Tum Na Milay To Tumhari YADOON K

'Tum Na Milay To Tumhari YADOON K
Saharey Hi Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K
K
K
K
K
K
"*COCA COLA*"
Hee
Peelenge ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)