Masaledaar dinner

American ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya,Agli
subah toilet se nikalte hi bola,Ab samjha Indians Q
paani se dhote Hai,Tissue paper to aag pakad
lega....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 599 views
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