A patient came to his dentist with problems with
his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 620 views

Extra Office Work

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1

Sardar Kuri:

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

aglay din wo larki bhag gai

Sardar: kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par sigi oh NAJOMI !!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Jio Mentos Ki Jindagi

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)