Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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... Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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