New GenEration

New GenEration:

1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bache ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:

Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k Tum Cigrate Peete ho?
...
BACHA: Dhoowan Chhorte hue,,

Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k ap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hain?:-D

Kaka rocked...
Aunty shocked

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 673 views
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