Ladies Na Hoti Tou

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr Bus Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta.
Jawab Mein Wo Bola:
Mere Sath Ladies Na Hoti
Tou Tumhe Batata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views
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