2 ullu ped par ulte tange the
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acchanak unme se 1 sidha khada ho jata hai
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1st ullu - kya hua?
2nd ullu - kuch nahi chakkar aa gaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1028 views

Pathan to maa

Pathan apni Maa se: Kia ap ne mujhy paida hone se pehly daikha tha?
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Maa: Nahi
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Pathan: To phir ap ne mere paida hone ke baad mujhe pehchana kaisy?

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Mere dost k paas call aai

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:

Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.

Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Wife And Pocket

My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,’ said Pappu.

His friend Sonu, full of sympathy, asked, ‘Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?’

‘No, no. She was not on the bus,’ replied Pappu.

‘Then how did she save your money?’ inquired Sonu rather puzzled.

‘Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!’ replied Pappu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

AIK PATHAN BUS MAIN

Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
Beta Jaldi se Ye Biscut Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi

Jab us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to pathan ghusse se Bola:

O baji Jaldi Fesla Karo,
biscut k chakkar me Hum 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)