Wife : janu tum mujh say kitna

Wife : janu tum mujh say kitna pyar kartay hoo

Husband : baht zyadaa

Wife:phir bhi bato too
...
... Husband : itna ka dil kar raha

hai tumhari jesi aik aur lay

aoon...!!!=P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 591 views
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