Eid mubarik
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1824 views
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1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,
Phir baap k, phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.
Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha
“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Amitabh is questioning a guy on kbc.
He asks him ‘meri company ka naam kya hain?’
Options : tisco, wipro, abcl, reliance.
The guys says ‘abcl’
Amitabh asks ‘sure, confident?’
The guys says ‘ yes confident’
Amitabh says ‘computerji abcl ko tala laga do’
The computer replies ‘abe gadhe abcl ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai !’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.
Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…
Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.
Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.
Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.
Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??
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Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
SANTA: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Biwi 2 Pati:Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aya Bache To 3Plate kha chuke Hai
Andar se Awaz: Mama 1Plate or Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh gayi
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Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.
Thodi der bad
Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai
Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.
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Aik SARDAR Daanton Par NELI Siyahi
Laga Kar Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Nay Poocha Ye Kya Hai.
SARDAR KHUSHI Say Bola:
“O Pa Ji,Aj Kal BLUETOOTH Ka Zamana Hai !”
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Sardar ne aik kawwa (crow) paala. Wo bht mulaayim (soft) tha.
Batao Sardar ne uska naam kia rakha hoga?
?
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Socho?
?
Microsoft..
(My crow soft)
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Larky waly:
“Bus G jaldi se Shadi kr dain…
Larki waly:
“Nahi abi Larki parh rahi hy”
Larky waly:
“To Hamara Larka kon sa Kaka hy
jo Kitabein Phaar dy ga.;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Which Book Help
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STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque
Book
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)