Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
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Actor: Par mujhe tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
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Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 793 views

Maths teacher

BE-IZZATIIII...!!!
Maths teacher: jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.

Student: Sir, aapko koi acha teacher padhata hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ignorance

Diff between Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

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When I look at U and I also dont laugh.... thats called Patience.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Swallowed

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Seenay Me Boht Dard

Doctor: Kya Takleef Hai??

Sardar: Seenay Me Boht Dard Ho Raha Hai

Doctor: Cigrette Peetey Ho?

Sardar: Han Magar
"Gold Leaf"
Hi Mangwaana.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)