mujhay tairna nahin ata
Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
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Actor: Par mujhe tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
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Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 738 views
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