Najomi

Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 banda kam ho jayega
.
Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
.
Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 557 views
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