Sardar

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

?NARRA?:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 946 views
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