I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 820 views

Waring trian me

Trian me waring likhi thi "bina ticket sarfar karne wale hoshyar"

sardar:wah g wah to jinhun ne ticket lia wo kia bewakuf

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

there was a discussion between

there was a discussion between love n arranged marriage which at last was concluded by comparin them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or is being murdered.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa sent SMS to all

Santa sent SMS to all
frnds: OYE,My mobile num has
changed Previously it
was Nokia n72 Now its
Nokia e51.Send msgs
to my new mobile ok

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PaKisTan Me LoGo

PaKisTan Me LoGo k
liye sab se MusHkiL kaaM
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ApNe kaaM Sy kaaM rakhna....!!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji

Ek Bar Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji Samjhote Ke Liye
Raavan Ke Pass Gaye.
Baat Chit Ke Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Raavan Ne
Hanuman Ji Se Kaha.
Raavan: “Cigarette Hai Kya?”
Hanuman Ji: “Nahi Hai”
Ram Ji Hanuman Ji Ke Kan Mein Bole: “Abe Juth
Kyu Bol Rahe Ho, Hai To Sahi Tumhare Pass”
Hanuman Ji: “Prabhu, Kirpya Karke Aap Chupp
Rahe, Is Sale Ke 10 Sir Hai Pura Packet Pee
Jayega“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)