I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views

Samajhdar Patni K Pars Se Chori

Raj:- Kal Meri Patni K pars me se koi 2000 rup nikal kar lai gyea!

Mohan:-vo jhooth boll rahi hai pars me sirf 1500 rup the

Raj:- yaar paise ki baat nahi hai bas tum us

admi ka pata kar do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Humare naukar ne chandi ka

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?

Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: I gave a moving

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.

Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?

Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Double sawari pay bohat sakht

'Double sawari pay bohat sakht pabandi hay
faraz

bach gaye to jholay lal :-....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee

Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee to log us key gird jama ho gyey. Woh khushi key aalam mein boli, “Aaj 35 saal ki umer mein bhee utni hi maqbool hoon jitni 15 saal ki umer mein thee”

Abhee woh khamosh hui hi thee key ek nojawan bol para, “Kia waqai aap ki umer 35 saal hey?”

“Beshak!” adakara ney jawab diya

“Aap ko apni woh film to yaad hi ho gi jis mein aap ney ek bewa ka role kiya tha, or woh bacha bhee yaad ho ga jis ko us film mein loriyaan suna suna ker sulaya kerti theen”, nojawan ney poocha.

“Haan haan, bilkul yaad hey, aisey lagta hey jaisey kal ki baat ho” adakara boli.

“Mein wohi bacha hoon, or meri umer 35 saal hey”, nojawan ney sanjeedgi sey jawab diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)