A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

Machli Khayega Santa

Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu

Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote

Ek Neta Ek Gaanv Mein Vote Mangne Ke Liye Har Ghar Mein Jaa Raha Tha,

Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa Aur Ek Aurat Ko Bola,

Neta: “Chinta Na Kijiye Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hai, Ab Vikas Hoga”
Aurat Sharmate Hue Boli: “Pichli Baar Bhi Aapne Yehi Kaha Tha, Par Tab Pinky Hui Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man was telling

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)