Pakistan k darul hakomat
Boy namaz me dua kar raha tha.:ya Allah lahore ko pakistan k darul hakomat bana de,
friend :esa kiun keh rahe hu?
Boy:me apne paper me yahi likh aya hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 796 views
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