Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan Vs Sardar: Apko Garmi Lagti Hai Tu Kya Karte Ho ?
Sardar: Mein Ac K Kareeb Bath Jata Hon
Pathan: Ager Es Sa Bhi Zeyda Gamri Lagay Tu ?
Sardar: Tu Phir Mein AC On Kar Laita Hon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 626 views
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