Larka larki k baap se:me ap ki beti ka hath mangne aya hun.
Baap :q?
Larka :q k mere hath thak gae hain is ko message kar kar k

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 610 views

Office Problems

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math vich fail

Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Philosophy Exam

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."

The student received an "A" on the exam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mazaak

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan was weeping,

Admi:Q rotay
ho

Pathan:meri murghi mar gya hay

Admi:mra baap mr gya
mgr me to nai roya

Pathan:O tera peyo keraa anday dendi si

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)