Larka larki k baap se:me ap ki beti ka hath mangne aya hun.
Baap :q?
Larka :q k mere hath thak gae hain is ko message kar kar k

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 753 views

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua

Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,

Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,

Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….

Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hairan kun bat

1sj sardar:yar murghi ka bacha ande se kaise nikalta hai?

2nd sardar:niklna chorh yaar, mujhe to ye samjh nai ata k wo andar kaise chala jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher . boys apko amir khan

teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?
student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile, phansa leni
chahye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aap Kahan The Bhagwan

Sardar train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Sardar: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aayi: Bhagwan.

Sardar: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)