Ladka shadi se pehle

Ladka shadi se pehle spiderman,

Sagai ke samay superman,

Shadi ke samay gentleman,

Shadi ke 10 saal baad watchman,

20 saal baad Doberman.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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