Dil To Bachha He Ji

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi

Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 601 views
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