Pehly 3 lagaen
Sardar g p.c.o gaye aur jate hi p.c.o wale ko 3 zordar thapar mare?
Q k
shop pe likha tha ,ptcl number dail karne se pehly 3 lagaen
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 814 views
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