Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k... mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1617 views
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