1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki

1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.

Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”

Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 689 views
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