Sardar Wife

Sardar Wife: Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na

Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views
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Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...
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Or Pareshan ho gaye.
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Kon sa road?

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
she was my wife.

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Santa tapasya karta hai

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Police: Bibi aap bohat bahadur hain daku ko bohat maara aap ne.

Lady kanpty hue: Mujhe kya pata wo daku tha, mein to samjhi mera shohar dair se ghar aaya hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Bottle Nazar Nahi Aai?

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Banta: Ik Daaru ki bottle iske Neeche Aagayi thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar nahi Aayi?

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Climbing holiday

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Why?

Our teacher said we were going on a climbing holiday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bania’s son

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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Sir I Stole 1 Dress For My Wife & I Went Back 2 Change It Twice.

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