Sardar Wife
Sardar Wife: Jaan Ek Puppy Do Na
Sardar:
Ghar Main Khanay K Leye Paisa Nahi Ha Or Tujhe Kuttay Ka Baccha Chaheye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 729 views
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Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".
Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."
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pati patni ki zabardast ladai ke bad patni bhagwan se boli
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Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.
Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.
Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.
Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.
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Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..
Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
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