Pathan

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha:

Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan:
Wai Qurban,
zaroor dega
?
?
?

batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 788 views
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