Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha:

Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan:
Wai Qurban,
zaroor dega
?
?
?

batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 766 views

Boy:what is that u keep

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Three men were flying

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an orange and the other dropped a grenade.

After landing they were walking down the street and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Jag (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar gaya

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar
gaya, Bell
bajai
“Ding dong.. ting tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe
hain ?
Bachcha: uncle Papa toh
Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko
bula do
Bachcha: ji woh cricket
khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh
hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party
mein gai
hai
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta
tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi
kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh
apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huya hun :

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe the,

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe the,
Trafic constable ne rokne ke lye thath dya,

Pathan: abe pagal hai kya tujhe kya hum apne sar per bithaye ge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaikh k ghar faqeer

Aik faqeer shaikh k ghar aya aur kaha me Allah ka mehman hun mujhe roti du

shaikh ne faqeer ko pakra aur masjid chor kar kaha ye Allah ka ghar hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)