It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1228 views

Pathan pailat

Pathan:me bara ho k pailat banun ga.
Maan :mujhe kaise pata chale ga k ye mere bete ka jahaz hai.
Pathan:hum ghar k opar se guzarte howte 2 3 bomb phaink dia kare ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

pathan

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Texi wala

Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna
Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jaldi ik peg bana ke de

Santa: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Lo sir.

Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Lo sir.

Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?

Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

6 Chicken Wings

Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
Operater:
Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)