It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1399 views

cycle joke

1 Ladka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
...Qareeb kuch ladkiyan khari thi
Unho ne taliyan baja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Ladka ruka aur jawab diya khali tali bajane se kaam
Nhi chale ga,
Cake to khana hi pare ga.....

by Ahsan Ijaz (few years ago!)

Exam ka examiner bahut strict

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha
cheating nahi karne de raha tha..

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di..

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya..

2nd bencher pehle se :- yaar tune kya likha... ??

1st bencher ne kaha:-“SIR , Peeche se aapki pant phati hui hai.. :D :O :p*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha
dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

nawa mobile lya aye

Frnd:Sardar g set nawa lita?
Sardar: apni kzn da chukiya ae.
Frnd: O kyun?
Sardar: yaar ohjadun v mildi c kendi c
“tu mera fone Q nai chukda?”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)