Anna : Mahangai kam karo

Anna : Mahangai kam karo ,
S. Pawar : Hum try karenge '
Anna : Pyar se bol rahe hai mehngai kam karo warna thappad mar ke bhi bol sakte hai
S. Pawar : Thappad se dar nahi lagta anna , anshan se lagta hai !!

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