Santa ki wife inspecter se
Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 659 views
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