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;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HA








;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;



BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 591 views
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