Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 607 views

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The teacher asks the Sardar

The teacher asks the Sardar: You have 10 chocolates,
you gave 5 to Anjali, 3 to Manju, and 2 to Smitha. What do you have now?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Complaining about temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air
conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,
then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he
walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile. "We don't even have an air
conditioner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Easy load k paise nai leti

B.v:humari beti ko kisi se pyar ho gaya hai,
husband:tum ko kaise pata chal?

B.v:wo bahut dinun se easyload k paisy nai mangti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

love u

Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)