Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus

Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada – kyon??
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think harder…
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Kyunki………
woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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