WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.

HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h
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Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se
darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k
ghumti hai...:P :P

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Karobaar

1 faqeer ki lotry lagi us ne un paison se masjid bana di

Dost to ne masjid kiun banai

Faqeer :is k age biath k me akela bhek mangun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Man Get Slapped

Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.

If women could read minds,

every second man will get slapped. ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Leaned over

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in
a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then
smiled "It really works!"
really works

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

That's all right, sir

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)