7 chatai pr 7 sadhu
7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the,1 admi ne sabse bade sadhu se pucha "Baba biwi control nhi hoti kya karu"?
Sadhu (chote sadhu se) ek chatai aur laga BHAI k liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 631 views
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